Saturday, October 31, 2015

Five Indications Your Political Interlocutor is Never Going to Speak to You Again

"Gosh, you look younger than you sound on the phone."

"Hey, thanks for putting me in touch with your Defense Attache."

"So, you're the acting Acting Ambassador?"

"Honestly, a political solution just really isn't my thing."

"Guess what!  I finally got my U.S. visa."

1 comment:

Geraldine Kiser said...

I guess you should consider getting some ugly glasses and put your hair up in a bun....